Usually I start out a post with a red herring, which is to say, something unrelated to the topic and then halfway through talking about that I pull the rug out and do the gotcha, showing that it is totally related and the reader is stupid for not realizing this. This is not an uncommon method of writing, and it can be pretty effective if utilized correctly. Kind of like when you drop from a monologue to a single sentence to make a point.
Because anything isolated is stronger.
See? That makes no sense but it works. So does the red herring opening. Get the reader invested in one topic, then throw the monkey wrench in and get to your real point. The effect this causes is to catch the reader off-guard, because then it's easier to make him question beliefs he or she may have held, and sway them to your side, or at least get them to acknowledge that there is in fact another side that they haven't considered.
I only mention this now because I could not think of a good red herring to open this post with, since I didn't have a central theme to it, and perhaps explaining the red herring introduction would make the rest of my post more interesting.
It probably won't.
(Did you see what I did just then?)
I saw an Instagram that referenced a very obscure, well for me anyway, song that I heard after a series of unfortunate events a couple of years ago, which strangely resulted from attempting to retrieve my Wonderfalls DVDs from my brother. Wonderfalls is one of my favorite shows of all time, not only because it introduced me to the incredible Tracie Thoms (the lady version of Samuel L. Jackson motherfucker) but also because the fans made me feel like part of something bigger. When Fox said they'd release the whole series on DVD, we rejoiced, as if we'd won something... the truth is, Fox had already finished producing most of the series, so why not finish the last two eps and try to make some money with a DVD release. And they did.
A song from the show spoke to me. I researched the song and found it on another TV show's soundtrack. Listened to that soundtrack, found a song by another artist I liked, researched them, and that's what the Instagram photo was referencing. Convoluted but true.
I guess I've lost the weight, somehow, that I'd put back on (fifteen pounds? maybe twenty) because my left leg is no longer fluffing up during the day. My left shoe no longer hurts. I guess I haven't been eating properly, but I can't blame that on anti-depressants now.
I'd read that near-beer, which is made with hops, is a good natural sedative. I've tried having a couple before bed... just made me get up and pee in the middle of the night. BAH.
Something I've wanted to harp on is confirmation bias. This is what allows Fox News viewers to believe the nonsense shit that network broadcasts... because they already believe it, but now that somebody else is saying it out loud, well it must be true! It also allows somebody to believe an obvious falsehood if the false thing means they're not to blame. Hey, sorry your school district's funds got rescinded, but I can't vote in your county's elections, although the Senator I sent to Congress is the one who took those funds away, but hey, not my fault.
It's easy to say that only one side of an argument is wrong and only one is right. But that's rarely true. Everybody has confirmation bias, but most of us tend to ignore it when we're the ones perpetrating it.
Ah. I was going to make a bigger point but it's time to shower and go to work. I wonder how the chicken is doing in Stanton.