Sunday, July 29, 2018

Ready Player Fuck You

OK, I've never been a stickler for nostalgia, but from the beginning, this movie had no chance with me.  But that's not why I hate it.

Yes, it's just a jack-off of all the properties from the eighties (and a few recent ones, admittedly) and the eighties were not fun for me and I still hate those years for a variety of reasons.  But that's not why I hate it.

NO.  It was MechaGodzilla.  They were so intricate and exact in getting all the details from everything else correct but this ONE character, who they could get the fucking Godzilla music for, they can't get the right design?  NO MechaG looked like that.

Also the movie just kinda sucked.